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Score: 4
Porno for Parents

"Totally unnecessary."

submission: Porno for Parents
date: July 11, 2009

The stand-up was ok. It wasn't THAT funny to begin with. The animation was just pointless. I don't know why you would invest so much time in it, really. The stand up is meant to be stand up. Plus the animation was really basic. It really was just unnecessary.

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Score: 9
Little Wheel

"Nice"

submission: Little Wheel
date: June 20, 2009

Good:
Visuals are super cool
Game engine runs really well

Bad:
Too easy
I didn't think the music fit with the visuals

Comments:
Great game! The look is really the main attraction. The silhouettes were definitely the way to go. It's really cool to look at. I think the architecture is the coolest part. It was pretty easy, though, and I thought the music seemed out of place. That's obviously my opinion and I'm sure others disagree, but I think more "World of Goo"-ish music would better compliment the visuals. Anyway, the pros outweigh the cons. Great work.

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Score: 10
Electric Box

"Beat it!"

submission: Electric Box
date: June 1, 2009

Thanks for 16 ingenious levels! Extremely polished and so damn clever! This reminds me of The Incredible Machine. The last few levels are pretty tough but it just makes it that much more rewarding when you finally beat it. Your year of work was well spent.

Hmmm... doesn't seem like many other people were able to beat it. Sweeeet!

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Score: 7
Doctor's Visit

"Close"

submission: Doctor's Visit
date: May 20, 2009

I love most Cyanide and Happiness stuff, but this one fell short. I don't think whoever was voicing the doctor quite pulled it off. Never really made me laugh. Good animation, though.

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Score: 9
Skeleton Jack

"I enjoyed Samurai I-I mean Skeleton Jack"

submission: Skeleton Jack
date: May 8, 2009

Great job. Good direction and music. Really compelling stuff. However, seems like you could've perhaps made the Samurai Jack influence a bit less prominent. A more original name for example. People might not notice how Samurai Jack-y it is if you don't make people think of it right off the bat with the name. Amazing work, though.

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Score: 1
Brawl Funnies [dick 3]

"The hell?"

date: May 8, 2009

I agree with what you say in your comments, but what the hell is with this flash? If the flash is trying to make the same point as your comments, it failed.

May 9, 2009

Author's Response:

A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".

Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".

I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?

I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.

Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.

I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.

Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.

But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.

I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.

I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.

People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.

For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.

Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important

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Score: 7
Pokemon: The Lost Ending

"Not bad"

date: May 8, 2009

The animation was kind of mediocre, and the voices were bad (have you ever heard these characters?) and I saw the joke coming, but it was still funny. The way you cut back and forth to the legs was well done. Ended up being a pretty good flash.

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Score: 2
LOZ - Twilight Problem

"Wow. Epic fail."

date: March 25, 2009

You had no idea what the hell you were doing, did you? This wasn't funny in the slightest. I mean seriously. What was happening? She starts reading something and it burns so that she can't read it. That's not a joke. The voice acting was good. That's all.

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Score: 10
Saturday Morning Watchmen

"Awesome!"

date: March 20, 2009

This is hilarious! I haven't even read or seen Watchmen, but it's still funny as a parody of 90's cartoons. My brother has explained some of the jokes to me though, like the german shepherds. XD The animation is REALLY good, too!

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Score: 8
Killego

"Awesome, but not much of a game."

submission: Killego
date: March 8, 2009

First off, the lego animation is amazing. Yada yada yada you know that. The problem is that it keeps interrupting you, telling you how to beat the puzzles. It's barely a game. In the next one, don't hold the player's hand so much.

March 9, 2009

Author's Response:

Yeah, thanks for the tips.

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